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Gonna Sell Me a Clone

From: ZMABucky
Newsgroups: alt.music.monkees
Subject: Gonna Sell Me a Clone

To Jen, who's brought us much to about:

"Gonna Sell Me a Clone" (apologies to B&H) (warning - long post a'comin...)

(Now? Just a minute! You know this girl... Now? Jus'... Now! Now?)

You know this girl just posted to me
and she e-mailed me at home,
You should have seen the things she wrote,
Do you know what she wants to own?

I'm gonna sell me a clone
(A clone? A clone! Why? Why?)
'Cause they need some Nez now,
(Babe, we'll take all the Nez we can get, we're telling you)
I'm gonna sell me a clone,
Go girl, yes girl, we all love him and how.
(Don't ruin this post, girl, it's the only post I have! It was already ruined before it was wrote!)

(uh, where's the verse...)
They used to post to this newsgroup,
(Here it is... You didn't even know where it's at)
'Cause they knew it was where it was at,
They used to keep me so informed now,
But all they want now is Nez!

I'm gonna sell me a clone,
(You couldn't teach a clone to do that, you can only train geneticists)
'Cause they need some Nez now...
(We need some Nez, now... Now! Yeah!)
I'm gonna sell me a clone,
(A clone. Here, biker, swimsuit, woolhat... A clone. Here Mike!)
Go girl, yes girl, we all love him and how.
(One two three four-six-eight-nine 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-Mike! Mike? Mike! I was late on that one.. Oh yeah)

(I just got back from Videoranch, y'know? I was placing orders with the ol' ranchhand... Oh, you buy? No, I'm usually broke, too bad.)

(Gee... I wish I had some twinkies & champagne... Why, are you thirsty? No, I want to see if my neck leaks...)

(I'd buy "Elephant Parts", but, Nez sell his for... 35 bucks!)

(Where do I come in? Get ready...)

I'm gonna sell me a clone,
(Clone... A clone... hmmm... Yeah...)
'Cause they need some Nez now,
(Yeah-Yeah. Yeah, boop-boop, sh-bop-bop, ram-a-lam)
I'm gonna sell me a clone,
(Try the next verse again... What?)
Go girl, yes girl we all love him and how!

(How now brown cow... How now, brown cow... I think I'm gonna sell me a clone, shotgun! I'm gonna sell me a clone! If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna sell, I think clone would be the word. Would it... would it be clone? It would be clone... Definitely clone... It would come springing from my lips... clone... Springing from... let's sell some Nez here, c'mon... Boing! Boing! Boing! It would be springing from my... Is that it, Jen? Can you fill our order, please? Can someone go to the next post and let her re-stock? We're coming to take him away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho... Sheesh!!!)

Okay gang, edit/refine away!
Zelda *<[];)